Donald Trump Calls for the Immediate Deportation of All 1st and 2nd Generation Immigrants

PHOENIX, Az. – Speaking at the Phoenix Convention Center during an event hosted by the Maricopa Republican Party yesterday, presidential candidate and billionaire reality television star Donald Trump laid out his plan to “make America great again.” In front of a crowd of nearly sixteen thousand enthusiastic supporters, Mr. Trump, who was joined on stage by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, addressed the audience, saying that, if elected, his first order of business as President of the United States will be the immediate deportation of all first and second generation immigrants.

“I can assure you,” Mr. Trump said, “my priority, my first priority, is that of the American worker. I will be the best jobs President this country has ever seen.” In order to do that, Trump will create a record-breaking “forty-four million new jobs for hardworking Americans within [his] first week in office.” Mr. Trump intends to issue an executive order directing the National Guard to round up and deport an estimated 32.8 million first and second generation immigrants and an additional 11 million undocumented immigrants currently residing in the United States.

“Undocumented immigrants kill more Americans each year than car accidents and cigarette smoking combined. But that’s not something Mr. Obama and the liberal media will tell you,” Mr. Trump said. “Undocumented or not, these people are a threat.” Trump said in order to keep American taxpayers from “suffering the costs of deportation,” he will have the deportees “shipped back to Mexico aboard boxcars.”

Mr. Trump then reiterated his plan to build a “great wall” along the U.S.-Mexican border to “keep the immigrants and terrorists” from crossing into the United States. Using extravagant hand gestures, Trump described the wall in great detail, declaring it to be “thirty-two meters of impenatrable concrete lined with electrified razor wire and protected at the base by an eighteen meter deep moat filled with iron spikes.” Trump said he will hold the Mexican government responsible for maintaining cleanliness on their side of the wall.

Coming on the heels of Mr. Trump’s most recent anti-immigrant remarks, yet another company has decided to sever ties with the GOP frontrunner. Lupe’s Toupees, a prominent Mexican-owned wig designer, which has reportedly provided Mr. Trump with quality hairpieces for the last forty-two years is asking Mr. Trump to take his business elsewhere.

R. Hobbus J.D.

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R. Hobbus J.D. is an internationally acclaimed independent investigative journalist specializing in international politics, health, business, science, conflict resolution, history, geography, mathematics, social issues, feminism, space travel, civil rights, human rights… more

4 Comments
  1. I have been going from article to article thinking, “Is this stuff for real?!?” There was nothing to tell me if it was or was not. Thanks to the comment above, I breathed a sigh of relief.

  2. President Donald Trump does not wear hairpieces!Did you miss viewing Donald Trump,on several occasions pulling on his hair to dispel the faux diatribes-he wear a toupee?Lupe’s toupees,just had [its]30-seconds of phony fame in an attempt to grow the client base!

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