Trump Considering Former Wrestling Champion Dwayne Camacho for VP

NEW YORK, Ny. – Speaking at a campaign rally on Saturday, GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump revealed to supporters that he’s “strongly considering” asking former porn star and five-time wrestling smack-down champion Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to be his running-mate if he wins the Republican nomination in July.

“He’s a great man and an even greater American,” Trump boasted while introducing Camacho to an auditorium jam-packed with enthusiastic supporters. “Here’s a guy who’s not afraid to serve up a can of whoop-ass if you cross him.” Indeed, Dwayne Herbert Camacho is no stranger to violence. The former wrestling champ is known for obliterating his opponents both in and out of the ring.

According to Trump’s campaign manager, Katrina Pearson, the two former reality TV stars recently met face to face for the first time at the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, where they sat down to discuss a variety of topics including solutions to the ongoing water crisis in Flint, Michigan. “Mr. Camacho has proposed a rather ingenious plan to replace Flint’s water supply with Brawndo,” Ms. Pearson told Fox News. Known as ‘The Thirst Mutilator,’ the energy drink, Brawndo, is rumored to have anywhere between four and twenty times as many electrolytes per bottle as Gatorade.

“The people of Flint crave electrolytes,” Mr. Camacho declared during a recent appearance on the The Howard Stern Show. “And right now we got this cat Donald Trump and he’s got a higher IQ than any man alive! And he’s got a three-point plan to fix the water crisis in Flint, the economic crisis in America, and the ISIS crisis in the desert. He’s got a plan to fix everything!

In an interview appearing in the Sunday edition of The Washington Examiner, Mr. Trump voiced support for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s plan to bring Brawndo to the people of Flint. “We’ve got a guy who’s not afraid to challenge the status-quo,” Trump told the Examiner.  “Dwayne’s a great guy and a longtime friend. He understands more than anybody how many eggs you have to break to make an exceptional omelette.”

As of Saturday night, Donald Trump had gained a significant lead in Massachusetts with more than double the support of his closest competitor Marco Rubio. The junior senator from Florida is in second place with twenty percent. Meanwhile Texas senator Ted Cruz has fallen to fourth place with nine percent.

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