White House Says Trump in ‘Frequent’ Contact with Extraterrestrials

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Since assuming office on January 20, 2017, President Donald J. Trump has periodically exchanged messages with intelligent extraterrestrial life forms who, according to White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, have provided him with advice and guidance on a multitude of issues ranging from job creation to national security.

“They know he’s an excellent negotiator – probably the best our planet has to offer – and that’s why they’ve elected to speak with him,” Secretary Sanders told a handful of reporters during an off-camera briefing on Wednesday. While Sanders could not comment on the extent or frequency of the encounters, she said President Trump is “extremely humbled” to be the first head of state to make contact with alien life.

While senior White House officials and even Trump’s immediate family are reportedly barred from attending meetings between the president and his extraterrestrial advisers, sources close to Mr. Trump say the president has hinted that he’s negotiating a deal with the aliens that will make America “better than anyone ever thought possible.” However, due to the secrecy surrounding President Trump’s private encounters with the extraterrestrials, the terms and precise nature of the deal remain unclear.

During an interview with Fox News host Shepard Smith, President Trump’s longtime friend and dentist, Dr. Charles H. Brister, DDS, said the president believes he was chosen by the aliens for a reason. “At our last session, [the president] told me how grateful he is to have these beings in his corner, particularly considering how unfairly he’s been treated by the media,” Dr. Brister said, adding, “He’s the only one capable of doing this and he knows it. That’s why the American people elected him.”

In a statement released Thursday, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said that, despite the implications, President Donald J. Trump has not yet met face-to-face with the allegedly intelligent beings. As to whether Mr. Trump will have his own close encounter of the third kind is, according to the White House, “between the president and his ET counterparts.”

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  1. A face to face meeting assumes the aliens have a face. “Face to communicative organ” might be a more bigly correct description.
    I do feel Ms. Sanders should provide us with not only a physical description of the a aliens but also a statement of their U.S. financial holdings. It would be tragic if this encounter was turned into another witch hunt.

  2. actually, i had thought trump was the alien, so glad to hear he is only in contact with them and as you mentioned his dentist, a well known alien practice is to install a micraphone and recording device within a gold (naturally} inlay. this can be checked out first by a close up next time he makes one of his speeches when he opens his little mouth fully. further investigation after acertaining he has such a gold inlay would involve advanced cyber-technology of the kind used by the russians during the election. Of course, the Russians are also working with these intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens and have been for some time and plan to continue in the future. this is a wonderful opportunity to issue a warning to all readers, that mass hypnosis on a first national then global scale is planned where those hypnotized will be given the suggestion that they should believe and support mr. trump as he dismantles the government of the united states into something never seen before.

  3. Trump is not the first. According to history Eisenhower sold us out in his 3 meetings back in the 40s.the truth will always cine to the light as the dark side tries to hide it.

  4. Honestly? How could such an advanced life form devolve enough to make sense of Mr Trump’s single celled intellect. Oh! I suppose if they wanted to take over now’s the time . They too probably have him in conpromising shots with some Martian hookers.

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