WASHINGTON, D.C. – Beginning November 1st, U.S. military forces in Afghanistan will no longer be required to we…
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Many U.S. Cities Report Surge in Cop-on-Cop Violence
BOSTON, Ma. – At least twenty-six people were hospitalized last month following a brawl between Boston police a…
Tragedy Strikes Syria, Virginia After Air Force Drones’ GPS, Targeting Systems Malfunction
SYRIA, Va. – Residents of Syria, a small town along Virginia’s Old Blue Ridge Turnpike, got an unexpected…
F-16s Scrambled to Intercept UFO Over D.C., 1 Pilot Missing
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The White House and U.S. Capitol were evacuated today when an unidentified flying object ent…
National Guard to Liberate Baltimore From Oppressive Police Force
BALTIMORE, M.D. – The streets of Baltimore appeared calm and deserted Tuesday morning following a night of viol…
Pentagon Authorizes Dr. Phil to Provide Psychological Support to GTMO Detainees
ARLINGTON, Va. – Following nearly two years of negotiations, the Department of Defense has authorized celebrity…