WASHINGTON, D.C. – Apple CEO Tim Cook has volunteered to attend a three-week ‘reeducation seminar’ …
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NSA Upgrades Cyber Defenses After Data Breach
FORT MEADE, Md. – In a rare press release, the National Security Agency on Tuesday announced it has upgraded it…
New App Stores All Your Passwords in One Place
FORT MEADE, Md. – Having trouble remembering the password for your backup email account? Can’t recall you…
Obama to Officially Recognize Scottistan at UN General Assembly
DES MOINES, Ia. – Twenty-six year-old Scott Harrison of Urbandale, Iowa, is about to become the youngest acting…
George W. Bush to MSNBC’s Brian Williams: 9/11 “Was an Inside Job”
NEW YORK, Ny. – In an exclusive interview with former NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, ex-president Geor…
NSA Acquires Verizon Wireless for $9 Billion, Announces Reduced Monthly Plans
FORT MEADE, Md. – The National Security Agency announced it has purchased Verizon Wireless, a major telecommuni…