MONTICELLO, Va. – Archaeologists working at Thomas Jefferson’s primary plantation, otherwise known as Mon…
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Congress Passes Legislation Expanding Virginia’s Border to Include Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Residents of the nation’s capital rejoiced Friday as Congress passed landmark legislat…
NSA Acquires Verizon Wireless for $9 Billion, Announces Reduced Monthly Plans
FORT MEADE, Md. – The National Security Agency announced it has purchased Verizon Wireless, a major telecommuni…
Leaked Alphabet Memos Show Company Plans to Absorb U.S. Government, Enslave Population
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Ca. – Confidential memos leaked by a missing Google employee offer troubling revelations about the tec…
Obama to Sign Executive Order Stripping Texas of Statehood Ahead of Jade Helm 15
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Obama will issue an executive order next week stripping Texas of statehood while c…
Obama to Pardon Himself During Final Hours of Presidency, Reveal Kenyan Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A recently released White House aide, speaking on condition of anonymity Monday, provided in…