Putin Vows to Give Trump ‘Position of Limited Power’ Should He Lose Reelection
MOSCOW, Ru. – In an address to members of parliament this week, Russian president Vladimir Putin floated the idea of offering U.S. president …
Trump’s Deep State Ties Called Into Question Amid Mysterious Covid Revelation
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Supporters of President Donald J. Trump found themselves in a state of utter uncertainty on Friday as they tried to make s…
Oregon Fire Dept in Hot Water After First Responders Kill Unarmed Man with Hose
PORTLAND, Or. – A Multnomah County fire department is in the hot seat this week after fire fighters mistakenly killed an unarmed man while re…
Aides Say Trump May Call Off Election If He Can’t Lose 30 Pounds By November
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump has ordered the Department of Justice to look into the legality of postponing or all-together ca…
NASA: High Probability That Aliens Would Speak English
Scientists Warn Pink Cows on the Verge of Extinction
President Trump Issues Executive Order Banning the Use of Robots in American Factories
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In keeping with his campaign promise to bring manufacturing jobs back to the American people, President Donald J. Trump si…
