State Department Issues Travel Advisory as Flat Earth Tourism Gains Popularity
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Department of State on Monday issued a travel advisory urging Americans to exercise “increased ca…
Denmark Offers to Sell U.S. a Bridge in Brooklyn
COPENHAGEN, Dk. – Days after U.S. president Donald J. Trump abruptly cancelled a highly anticipa…
Trump Says He May Tour North Korean Political Prisons to ‘See How It’s Done’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump on Friday said his administration is working closely w…
John Bolton: Iranian Attack on Drone ‘Potentially Worse’ Than Attack on US Troops
JERUSALEM, Isr. – Speaking alongside Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a visit to…
Pope Francis: God Can’t See Prayers on Facebook Unless Privacy Settings Disabled
BUCHAREST, Ro. – Speaking before an enthusiastic congregation during his first papal trip to Rom…
Whistleblower: Jesus Christ Being Held at CIA Black Site in Effort to Delay Armageddon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A former government contractor who oversaw interrogations for the Central Intelligence Agency in the months and years foll…
During State Dinner Trump Calls French President Macron ‘The Son’ He Never Had
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to guests during the first State Dinner of his presidency on Tuesday, President Donald J. Trump showered French P…
Vice President Pence: God to End Human Suffering on July 10th, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to staff members during a luncheon at the U.S. Naval Observatory on Wednesday, Vice President Mike Pence recounte…
Trump Says He Believes Putin Did Not Tape ‘Kick Me’ Sign on Back at Asia Summit
DA NANG, Vt. – President Donald J. Trump said he has taken Vladimir Putin at his word that the Russian president did not tape a sign reading …
Russia: ‘No Interest’ in Acquiring Puerto Rico Despite Pleas from White House
MOSCOW, Ru. – A spokesperson for the Kremlin has publicly rejected a previously undisclosed offer by the Trump administration to cede control…
Report: Canadian Officials Offered American Defectors Free Healthcare
OTTAWA, On. – Nearly one percent of the U.S. population has voluntarily defected to Canada since President Donald J. Trump assumed office on …
North Korea Claims to Have Shot Down Asteroid with Laser Weapon
PYONGYANG, Dprk. – Frightening images of North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong-un grinning maniacally while a powerful mountain-based l…
Report: Islamic State Fighters Terrified of Facing Transgender ‘Super Soldiers’
MARAWI, Ph. – Islamic State fighters are fleeing the Philippine city of Marawi at what U.S. intelligence officials are calling “an alar…