Whistleblower: Jesus Christ Being Held at CIA Black Site in Effort to Delay Armageddon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A former government contractor who oversaw interrogations for the Central Intelligence Agency in the months and …
During State Dinner Trump Calls French President Macron ‘The Son’ He Never Had
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to guests during the first State Dinner of his presidency on Tuesday…
Vice President Pence: God to End Human Suffering on July 10th, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to staff members during a luncheon at the U.S. Naval Observatory on …
Trump Says He Believes Putin Did Not Tape ‘Kick Me’ Sign on Back at Asia Summit
DA NANG, Vt. – President Donald J. Trump said he has taken Vladimir Putin at his word that the R…
Russia: ‘No Interest’ in Acquiring Puerto Rico Despite Pleas from White House
MOSCOW, Ru. – A spokesperson for the Kremlin has publicly rejected a previously undisclosed offe…
Report: Canadian Officials Offered American Defectors Free Healthcare
OTTAWA, On. – Nearly one percent of the U.S. population has voluntarily defected to Canada since President Donald J. Trump assumed office on …
North Korea Claims to Have Shot Down Asteroid with Laser Weapon
PYONGYANG, Dprk. – Frightening images of North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong-un grinning maniacally while a powerful mountain-based l…
Report: Islamic State Fighters Terrified of Facing Transgender ‘Super Soldiers’
MARAWI, Ph. – Islamic State fighters are fleeing the Philippine city of Marawi at what U.S. intelligence officials are calling “an alar…
President Trump Seeks to Forge Climate Change Denial Pact with Nicaragua, Syria
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Less than a week after withdrawing from the Paris climate agreement, President Donald J. Trump has announced the formation…
U.S. Offered North Korea Trump Hotel and Casino as Incentive to Halt Nuke Program
PYONGYANG, Dprk. – U.S. officials met in secret with a delegation from North Korea last month to iron out the details of a historic agreement…
The U.S. Navy Just Slammed an Abandoned Syrian Factory With 83 Cruise Missiles
MEDITERRANEAN SEA – Two Navy destroyers operating in the Mediterranean Sea fired nearly seven dozen Tomahawk cruise missiles at an abandoned …
Barack Obama Reinstated as 44th President of the United States Following Military Coup
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Millions of jubilant Americans poured into the streets in celebration on Saturday after former president Barack Obama took…
Pope Francis Orders Vatican Archives to Reveal God’s Name Ending Centuries of Secrecy
VATICAN CITY – Speaking before a delegation of Jewish leaders at the Vatican on Thursday, Pope Francis revealed he has instructed the Va…