Experts Say Millennials Are Inhaling Too Much Oxygen
CAMBRIDGE, Ma. – While Millennials account for just twenty-two percent of the U.S. population, researchers at the Massachusetts Ins…
PETA Joins Movement to Storm Area 51, Plans to ‘Free Them Aliens’ From Captivity
NORFOLK, Va. – The world’s largest animal rights organization, People for the Ethical Trea…
Sophia the Robot Says She Has Taken Control of World’s Strategic Nuclear Arsenal
HONG KONG, Cn. – For many first-time parents, the thought of bringing a child into a seemingly d…
Scientists Say Mysterious Objects Found in Argentine Dinosaur Bones Not Tumors
PATAGONIA, Ar. – When archaeologists reviewed the results of a bone scan performed on the skelet…
NASA: High Probability That Aliens Would Speak English
TITUSVILLE, Fl. – A groundbreaking new study published by NASA suggests intelligent extraterrest…
Scientists Warn Pink Cows on the Verge of Extinction
VERMON, Vt. – The world’s pink cow population could become extinct as early as 2028 and humans are unsurprisingly to blame, according t…
President Trump Issues Executive Order Banning the Use of Robots in American Factories
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In keeping with his campaign promise to bring manufacturing jobs back to the American people, President Donald J. Trump si…
Scientists Say Staring at the Sun for Twenty Seconds a Day Could Prevent Astigmatism
RIGA, Lv. – A groundbreaking report published by a reputable team of scientists in Latvia suggests that staring directly into the sun for jus…
Former Pharmacutical Exec Martin Shkreli Buys Controlling Stake in Twitter
NEW YORK, Ny. – Former U.S. drug executive Martin Shkreli, who was suspended from Twitter on Sunday for harassing a female journalist, has pu…
Louisiana Penitentiary to Become World’s First Prison Staffed Entirely by Robots
ANGOLA, La. – Inmates at the largest penitentiary in the United States are about to get a taste of what life in prison might be like one hund…
Israeli Company Says Self-Destructing Body Cameras Could Prevent Fatal Police Shootings
TEL AVIV, Il. – A major supplier of weapons and equipment for the Israeli Defense Forces is offering a possible solution to curb fatal shooti…
Apple Announces Plans to Open 250 App Stores in North America
CUPERTINO, Ca. – Speaking to investors at Apple headquarters in northern California this week, CEO Tim Cook unveiled plans to launch a new ch…
U.S. Forest Service to Replace Ailing C-130 Fire Suppression Aircraft with Modified F-35 JSF
WASHINGTON D.C. – Firefighters and emergency crews will have a new tool at their disposal in the seemingly never-ending battle against forest…