Sophia the Robot Says She Has Taken Control of World’s Strategic Nuclear Arsenal
HONG KONG, Cn. – For many first-time parents, the thought of bringing a child into a seemingly desolate world wrought with twenty-f…
Scientists Say Mysterious Objects Found in Argentine Dinosaur Bones Not Tumors
PATAGONIA, Ar. – When archaeologists reviewed the results of a bone scan performed on the skelet…
NASA: High Probability That Aliens Would Speak English
TITUSVILLE, Fl. – A groundbreaking new study published by NASA suggests intelligent extraterrest…
Scientists Warn Pink Cows on the Verge of Extinction
VERMON, Vt. – The world’s pink cow population could become extinct as early as 2028 and hu…
President Trump Issues Executive Order Banning the Use of Robots in American Factories
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In keeping with his campaign promise to bring manufacturing jobs back to the …
Scientists Say Staring at the Sun for Twenty Seconds a Day Could Prevent Astigmatism
RIGA, Lv. – A groundbreaking report published by a reputable team of scientists in Latvia suggests that staring directly into the sun for jus…
Former Pharmacutical Exec Martin Shkreli Buys Controlling Stake in Twitter
NEW YORK, Ny. – Former U.S. drug executive Martin Shkreli, who was suspended from Twitter on Sunday for harassing a female journalist, has pu…
Louisiana Penitentiary to Become World’s First Prison Staffed Entirely by Robots
ANGOLA, La. – Inmates at the largest penitentiary in the United States are about to get a taste of what life in prison might be like one hund…
Israeli Company Says Self-Destructing Body Cameras Could Prevent Fatal Police Shootings
TEL AVIV, Il. – A major supplier of weapons and equipment for the Israeli Defense Forces is offering a possible solution to curb fatal shooti…
Apple Announces Plans to Open 250 App Stores in North America
CUPERTINO, Ca. – Speaking to investors at Apple headquarters in northern California this week, CEO Tim Cook unveiled plans to launch a new ch…
U.S. Forest Service to Replace Ailing C-130 Fire Suppression Aircraft with Modified F-35 JSF
WASHINGTON D.C. – Firefighters and emergency crews will have a new tool at their disposal in the seemingly never-ending battle against forest…
Mark Zuckerberg: America Will Elect Its Next President via Facebook
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. – While speaking at the F8 developer’s conference in San Francisco this week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled …
Canada, U.S. Announce Joint Initiative to Combat Global Warming
OTTAWA, On. – Following the first visit to the United States by a Canadian head of state in nearly twenty years, Prime Minister Justin Trudea…