MOSCOW, Ru. - Russia’s internal intelligence agency, otherwise known as the Federal Security Service (FSB…
Month: May 2016
Korean War Vet Hospitalized After Trump Supporters Mistake Him for Bernie Sanders
ANAHEIM, Ca. - An eighty-two year-old veteran of the Korean War was hospitalized Wednesday after he was brutall…
U.S. Forest Service to Replace Ailing C-130 Fire Suppression Aircraft with Modified F-35 JSF
WASHINGTON D.C. - Firefighters and emergency crews will have a new tool at their disposal in the seemingly neve…
Prince William, Kate Middleton Buy $24,000 House in Downtown Detroit
DETROIT, Mi. - Prince William and his lovely wife Kate Middleton have purchased a two-bedroom home in Detroit…
George Zimmerman Asking $100,000 for Gun He Used to Kill Trayvon Martin
ORLANDO, Fl. - Former neighborhood watch member George Zimmerman, who was acquitted of second degree murder in …
Portland’s City Council Votes to Give Furries the Right to Defecate, Mate in Dog Parks
PORTLAND, Or. - Portland’s city council on Wednesday voted 3 to 1 in favor of the Equal Use Act, a new re…