Trump Opens $2 Billion ‘MAGA-Church’ in Florida with Eldest Son as Pastor
PALM SPRINGS, Fl. – Draped in an elaborate white satin robe reminiscent of ancient Greece, former president Donald J. Trump’s…
Oregon Fire Dept in Hot Water After First Responders Kill Unarmed Man with Hose
PORTLAND, Or. – A Multnomah County fire department is in the hot seat this week after fire fight…
Catholic Church to Alter Image of Jesus Over Allegations of White Privilege
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to provide a more inclusive experience for worshipers, Catholic …
Police: Vandals Responsible for Desecration of Statue Memorializing 4 of the 19 Hijackers
SOMERSET COUNTY, Pa. – Authorities in rural Pennsylvania are asking the public for help in ident…
Coal Miners Union Apologizes After Workers Emerge from Mine Wearing Blackface
BECKLEY, W.V. – The nation’s largest mining union issued a rare public apology on Friday a…
Hundreds Feared Dead After Massive Explosion Rocks Gender Reveal Party
SLEEPY EYE, Mn. – An eerie silence fell over the small town of Sleepy Eye in southern Minnesota on Wednesday hours after a massive explosion …
Citing Vaping Crisis, Trump Says He May Postpone 2020 Election ‘Indefinitely’
OCALA, Fl. – President Donald J. Trump on Thursday said he may have no choice but to issue an executive order suspending the upcoming 2020 U.…
Acting Immigration Chief Slams Ancient Egypt for Allowing Jesus, Mary to Enter Illegally
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump’s acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services on Thursday blasted ancient…
Montana Authorities Say Missing Hiker Likely Abducted by Aliens
BILLINGS, Mt. – A thirty-seven year-old Montana man who was reported missing after failing to return home from an afternoon hike in Two Moon …
Treasury Secretary: Updated $20 Bill to Feature Soybean Farmers, Border Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Treasury on Wednesday unveiled plans for a redesign of the twenty-dollar bill, saying the updated curren…
DHS to Install Incinerators At Detention Camps to Deal with Influx of Soiled Garments
CLINT, Tx. – Amid calls for action from a plethora of doctors, politicians, and human rights advocates, the Department of Homeland Security o…
Lindsey Graham Defends Purchase of Anatomically Correct Donald Trump ‘Statue’
SENECA, S.C. – Senator Lindsey Graham found himself in the hot seat this week after an unsuspecting house guest stumbled upon a life-sized si…
Alabama Man Hailed a Hero for Rescuing 33 Firearms from House Fire
RAINSVILLE, Al. – An Alabama man is being hailed a hero after witnesses say he single-handedly rescued nearly three-dozen firearms from a dev…