Aides Say Trump May Call Off Election If He Can’t Lose 30 Pounds By November
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump has ordered the Department of Justice to look into the legality of postponing or all-together ca…
Secret Service Begins Construction of ‘Security Moat’ Along White House Perimeter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service has begun the first phase of construction of a state-of-the-art “waterless security trench”…
Scientists Say a Tribe of Apes in West Africa is Close to Developing Their Own Internet
KINSHASA, Drc. – A team of British researchers say a tribe of West African bonobo apes living along the lower Congo River are close to devel…
Catholic Church to Alter Image of Jesus Over Allegations of White Privilege
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to provide a more inclusive experience for worshipers, Catholic churches throughout the United States will un…
Acting Immigration Chief Slams Ancient Egypt for Allowing Jesus, Mary to Enter Illegally
Montana Authorities Say Missing Hiker Likely Abducted by Aliens
Treasury Secretary: Updated $20 Bill to Feature Soybean Farmers, Border Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Treasury on Wednesday unveiled plans for a redesign of the twenty-dollar bill, saying the updated curren…
