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Whistleblower: Jesus Christ Being Held at CIA Black Site in Effort to Delay Armageddon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A former government contractor who oversaw interrogations for the Central Intelligence Agenc…
During State Dinner Trump Calls French President Macron ‘The Son’ He Never Had
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to guests during the first State Dinner of his presidency on Tuesday, President Don…
Vice President Pence: God to End Human Suffering on July 10th, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaking to staff members during a luncheon at the U.S. Naval Observatory on Wednesday, Vice…
Tractor-Trailer Carrying Thoughts and Prayers Bound for Florida Explodes on I-95
KINGSLAND, Ga. – One person is dead after an eighteen-wheeler carrying more than eleven tons of thoughts and pr…
FBI Says Massachusetts Woman Used ‘Witchcraft’ to Turn Neighbor into a Newt
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