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PORTLAND, Or. – A Multnomah County fire department is in the hot seat this week after fire fighters mistakenly killed an unarmed man while re…

Aides Say Trump May Call Off Election If He Can’t Lose 30 Pounds By November
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump has ordered the Department of Justice to look into the legality of postponing or all-together ca…

Secret Service Begins Construction of ‘Security Moat’ Along White House Perimeter
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service has begun the first phase of construction of a state-of-the-art “waterless security trench”…

Scientists Say a Tribe of Apes in West Africa is Close to Developing Their Own Internet
KINSHASA, Drc. – A team of British researchers say a tribe of West African bonobo apes living along the lower Congo River are close to devel…

Acting Immigration Chief Slams Ancient Egypt for Allowing Jesus, Mary to Enter Illegally

Montana Authorities Say Missing Hiker Likely Abducted by Aliens

Treasury Secretary: Updated $20 Bill to Feature Soybean Farmers, Border Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Treasury on Wednesday unveiled plans for a redesign of the twenty-dollar bill, saying the updated curren…